By Kathleen Guthrie
Chocolate, sushi, coffee, shellfish, swordfish, wine, deli meats, soft cheeses, cocktails, salad bars…conventional medical wisdom strongly recommends pregnant women cut out all these foods.
Fortunately, I’m not pregnant, and I have no plans to get pregnant. And because I am an adult of mostly sound mind, I can eat and drink anything I want. Therefore, I’d like to start with a lemon drop martini, a shrimp cocktail, and a side of raw chocolate chip cookie dough, please.
What are you craving today?
Kathleen Guthrie is a Northern California–based freelance writer. She is trying to embrace being childfree.
Runny eggs followed by runny cheese – preferably something stinky. And a large gin and tonic would be super.
A bagel topped with a lightly poached egg and smoked salmon, washed down with a glass of champagne…
A nice piece of grilled Mahi and an appletini (make it two). 🙂
erm… cigarettes!
A cracktastic large-size McDonalds vanilla iced latte.
Love this post!!! In any one day, I will most likely have craved… creamy stinky unpasteurized cheese, sashimi, smoked slamon, imported most likely full of nitrates cold cuts, anything with so much spice in it that I will sweat and cry while eating it, and liquor of all kinds… punctuated at intervals by coffee so black it’s almost solid…